A good friend of the Con Man writes to say men are full of crap when it comes to abortion. The Con Artist can’t help but respond crappily, albeit in kind. “I could not disagree with you more on the liberal stance of abortion or pro-choice and your idea that ‘adoption’ could be the solution in order for there to be a meeting of the minds,” blogs the mystery missus. “Please don’t take this wrong, but it’s a typical male response. Until men are biologically capable of bringing a baby into this world, it really is about a women’s right over her own body. But in the spirit of being open-minded, if that were the answer and women would be subjugated to 9 months of pregnancy and to then give the child up for adoption, then it is only fair that the man who impregnated the woman should be castrated and not given the right to procreate ever again. How can you chattel one sex and not the other?”