Post blogger and author of “Negligent Scoopers, Beware!” Keith Hemstreet is not the type of guy you’d find cuddled up on the couch with man’s best friend. His latest blog reinforces his distaste of Aspen’s dog set. “I read in Friday’s Aspen Times that off-leash dogs may soon be allowed to run free on Smuggler Road,” writes Hemstreet. “Judging by all of the un-leashed dogs you see scampering up and down this popular hiking trail each day, you’d have thought this was already law. I wish I’d known that dogs were required to be leashed. I would have strapped a billy club to my belt and made hundreds of citizen arrests by now.”