When Animals Attack


Post blogger Keith Hemstreet’s latest post echoes Orwell’s classic, “Animal Farm,” in that some of its characters are animals. “Last week it was reported that a gang of beavers flooded Highway 82,” writes Hemstreet. “Most of us probably wrote this off as an unfortunate accident, but I’ve been told by a credible source that it was no accident at all. The beavers flooded our highway on purpose. “They really despise your highway system,” said my source. “The pollution drives them crazy, and have you ever tried to cross a highway on foot? Not easy, is it? Well, try it with beaver feet?”

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