Well, even though I’ll be working at Obama’s local headquarters tomorrow night, Saturday, and on half of election day… I think I can squeeze in the following:

I think I’ll put on some old beat up greasy wranglers, grab a pair of ol’ work boots held together with duct tape, don an ol’ beat up and manure stained and blood stained and whiskey stained silver belly resistol, and I’ll stand at the corner of 82 and 133

I’ll have a big sign that reads, “WILL BE PRESIDENT FOR FOOD.” 

And you know what?…. I’ll have another sign handy that reads…”AND I’LL LOWER YOUR TAXES CUZ I CAN EAT CHEAP!”

Whadduya say Conniff?  Up for a remote, live show on 82?  Sounds like we could have a heckuva good time.  Go vote people!!!  Just go vote.  Be cool!