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By Sue Gray

According to Aspen Post immigration expert Frosty Wooldridge, the effects of overpopulation: “water shortages, climate destabilization, energy crisis, destroyed oceans, air pollution, species extinction and worse,” pose an impending threat to human civilization. The solution he proposes is that we halt all immigration to the U.S.

Frosty believes that as long as America stabilizes its population and remains culturally pure, it will all be ok, here at least, and really, who cares about the rest of the world anyway? If we can just keep everyone else from crossing our borders, we’ll have enough resources and cultural integrity to enable real Americans to survive a global calamity.

But it might already be too late! Tent cities are springing up everywhere and breadlines are lengthening because real Americans have lost their jobs – presumably to Mexican immigrants. Due to the lax immigration policies of the last several decades, our Middle Class is disappearing as more and more real Americans can’t afford homes, food, or fuel.

At this rate, one final straw could create a catastrophic domino effect. For instance: if food costs rise due to crop instability caused by environmental degradation, or if further Middle East strife inflates fuel costs or restricts supply, or if we’re struck by a natural or man-made disaster…like an Islamic immigrant Intifada in America.

Regardless of the actual catalyst, the chaos resulting from poverty driven disease, starvation, lack of access to clean water, increased crime and civil strife would pose a severe threat to America’s ability to maintain its infrastructure – water, sewer, power, roads, hospitals, food production and delivery – leading to a breakdown of everything society is dependent upon, which will cause the human casualty count to skyrocket, leading to further infrastructure failure and eventually crippling our government’s ability to provide assistance and order.

In a desperate competition for food and water, people would begin to prey upon each other. Martial Law would take effect, but with our troops occupied in the Middle East, private contractors would need to be called in and since jobs are scarce, recruitment of Blackwater type mercenaries would increase. Habeus corpus would be permanently suspended and those huge private prisons being constructed all over America right now would finally be put to use.

Eventually the federal government would completely collapse (or be overthrown by immigrants) and whoever’s left – after mass death and imprisonment has significantly reduced the American population – will have to fend for themselves. Dependence on technological infrastructure, fossil fuels, and federal government will be replaced by local ingenuity, generosity, and cooperation.

Obviously those who’ve already been living a more self-reliant, community based lifestyle have a better chance of survival than those who are utterly dependent upon reliable deliveries of cheap corporate goods to sustain them. People used to growing their own food, butchering their own meat, and generating their own electricity or living without, will be one step ahead of the game.

The Amish should do well, and so will some of America’s most recent immigrants from poverty stricken third-world countries where the inhabitants have learned how to stretch their resources, share small spaces and meager portions among many, and make do with what they’ve got.

Immigrants are also much more practiced in communal living, which will be absolutely necessary in lean times. That’s why learning to speak Spanish now will help us cultivate potentially beneficial relationships with those already used to surviving scarcity via mutually supportive cooperation. Plus, if the Aztlan movement succeeds, we’ll be able to communicate with our overlords.

Ultimately, college degrees, private club memberships, fancy titles and all the money in the world will be rendered absolutely useless. So what happens to all of the CEOs, career politicians, stockbrokers, academics, media personalities and anyone else who relies on the backbreaking labor of others to sustain them?

No longer able to subsist on corporate power, financial infrastructure, American plutocracy, or private wealth, the upper crust will find themselves in the most uncomfortable position of having to get right down in the dirt with the riff raff and do actual physical work just to stay alive. Those who don’t work, starve.

And what about those anti-immigration protagonists of monoculturalism whose warnings we ignored? Alas, they will have to accept that their greatest nightmare has come to pass. The destruction of America by immigrants has rendered everyone truly equal and now we must pull together as a community regardless of race, religion or place of origin, in order to achieve the most basic standard of living. No wonder they fight so hard and so dirty to prevent the system from being taken down by immigrant overpopulation.

Yes, when the immigrants succeed in ruining America, the power mongers, elitist snobs and xenophobic monoculturalists will either have to adapt, by accepting and joining what is left of America’s multi-culturally diverse human tribe, or go the way of the dinosaurs.

…and the meek shall inherit the earth.