If you are Republican;

1) Who proposed it — not what was proposed. “What” is utterly irrelevant.

2) Make sure you say “no,” whether you know or not, what you are saying “no” too.

3) Know the difference between; know no and no know, in the presence of Democrats.

If you are Tea Party;

wun) doo you speak american?

tew) yur a leeder and a leecher (oui) wee hate you. (if you don’t get it, this is your party and you can cry if you want to)

If you are Democrat;

1) First find common ground with other parties –

(a) Does the sun rise in the East and set in the West?

(b) If I drop your bowling ball from five feet high on your big toe, will it hurt?

2) Offer spell check to the other parties.

3) Argue with other Dems about including other parties in discussions.

4) Make sure you become reviled, because decisions require consensus and acclamation.

Well there you have it. A brief check list for all who are political!