“In the Wild West—out here in Colorado, Arizona, and other homes where the buffaloes roam—some of the Wyatt Burps in the region are turning a tempest into a Tea Party,” blogs the Con Man. “Why? Because they have decided that they are the law, ponder, and if you don’t like it you can finish that sarsaparilla and head out of town heading due east. Right here in Pitkin County, Colorado, we have our own Sheriff Bob Braudis, a man in and out of rehab who insists that his sworn duties do not include enforcing the drug laws.”