“Elton John is gay, gay, gay, gay—and therefore the perfect complement to the bully who uses his pulpit to embrace the mythical family values that hold the Right together like so much spilt oil on a hot summer’s day in the Gulf,” blogs the Con Man. “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road… or so you might think. In fact the bloviator and his beloved show a perfect consistency in the do-what-I say Fundamentalism now at the rotting core of what used to be the Conservative movement. Go back-back-back-back to that unsettling moment when you learned Rush Limbaugh was popping Vicodin like M&Ms, about the time Mr. John was performing at the Grammys with the gay-bashing Eminem…. In order to understand the logic, you have to understand that when preacher man Ted Haggart engages with a male prostitute, or pain-pill-popper Limbaugh marries for the fourth time while being serenaded by he most famously gay singer in the world, the foolish consistency is consistently foolish.”